Thursday, February 12, 2004

 
"Deep Thoughts......"
Or: "White Boy for the NVA,
Looks like Herman Munster.."
Or: Eggs Benedict Arnold

Was it General Giap who said, "You Americans may have won all the battles, but that is not what is important; the NVA won the heart and mind of John Kerry"?

[Note: the following 2 paragraphs are so awful that I'll probably delete them later. "Enjoy" 'em while they last.]

The above doesn't seem so over the top after John "Fifth Column" Kerry didn't show his sunnysideup as he didn't eggsactly go easyover on the bad eggs who he asserted are "Benedict Arnolds" for having sent American jobs overseas. He did promise "rewards" for those companies which are graded favorably by by his inspectors. Given that over time, it will be difficult for any large corporation to prove that it or its suppliers have not shipped *some* "American jobs" overseas, perhaps the best defense would be to make Jessie Jacksonesque jumbo shakedown contributions to the Democratic Party in order to avoiding being whipped or scrambled into the Francophile's revolutionary omelette.
Of course the slippery and runny Kerry may try to poach on the political center, boasting that he can beat Republicans in 50 states and shouting, "Eggs, eggs, I like any kind of eggs!"(1.) And any Catholic priest would seem hopelessly hard-boiled(if not a thousand year egg) who opposed him by saying, "What we have here is a failure to ex-communicate!"


*See and hear the Craig Schumacher gentle jibe at the giant Kevin McHale, former Golden Gopher and a V.P. of the Minnesota Timberwolves in "White Boy in the NBA," a parody of "White Bird" by *It's A Beautiful Day*. Rough calculations suggest that the Kerry parody of that parody, which was broadcast on Tom Bernard's KQRS (Minnesota) morning show should appeal to appeal to approximately 0.0000000001 Readers. Schumacher's version starts promissingly with "White Boy in the NBA, plays like Herman Munster....."
1. ?John Waters' "Pinko Flamingos"?


Given his inclination to defer to the Franco-German alliance, 'spose we could call him the "Herman Muenster-eating Surrender Monkey."
-after this crap, 'spose I should call it a night...



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