Friday, September 24, 2004

 
I shouldn't have scrolled down to the post of May 27, 2004
[Kipling, of course]:

What was the end of all the show, Johnnie, Johnnie?
'Ask my colonel, for I don't know,
We broke a King and we built a road.
A court-house stands where the Reg'ment goed.
And the river's clean
where the raw blood flowed
When the Widow gives the party.']

because *this* was the result:

What was the end of all the show, Britney, Britney?
"Ask my agent, for I don't give a shit,
I broke a TIMBER and drained a LAKE.
A courthouse granted annulment fake.
And the valley's clean
where the hymen split
When the prenup saves the party."