Friday, October 22, 2004

 
Open letter to Jonah Goldberg re his Ramadan-A-Ding-Dong:
"Great column, but I'd still like to see Bush declare a month of "Pajamadan".....

-envisioning a fireside chat- scale model of a mosque going up a chimney in the background- Bush clad in jammies(bathrobe added for gravitas)-feet shod in soft, fuzzy Binladen slippers(these guys are either at your feet or your throat, of course)- "My fellow Americans, it's a proud tradition at this time of year to talk for a spell 'bout football -not just any football; this here *nucular* football. With this contraception, if any weapon of mass destruction is used against us, I don't even hafta' get dressed to repay Islamofascists back a thousand-fold. Without a congressional resolution, or spending one dime, or calling up a single reservist, I can give the unholy warriors a sacred month of bloody Sundays......"

Hardeeharhars aside, we do need to send Islam that message.
If we don't, we might suffer something far worse than Dan Rathers' attack which was blunted by the pajamuhideen.

[the thought also occurs that while Michael Moore made some deceptive noises in his *Playboy* magazine interview about wanting to assasinate OBL, the fat f*** is really on his side-tho the feeling towards that fifth-column tower of Ding-Dongs may not be mutual-perhaps making for an awkward moment in Hell if MM sees OBL, tells his friends "he loves us," and yells out, "Osama, my Man!"]