Friday, October 15, 2004

 
A Pride of Lyins'?

One suspects that a parade of "asexuals" would be as well or timely attended as meetings of the Apathetics or of the Procrastinators clubs. And hopes that it won't give license to those who might embarrass us with way too much information about their personal lives or cast aspersions on the sacred institution of heterosexual monogamy. Or recall a recent *Playboy cartoon wherein one despondent looking guy in a bar sez to another sumthin' like, "It's not the same-sex marriage which bothers me; It's the *no*-sex marriage." Or complain about spouses, who while never saying "never," are apt to complain about headaches or (shudder, worse yet)attempt to soothe with "Like that magazine says, let's 'set a date'." Or call such spouses, "Copu-laters."
Nope, like "Mrs. Johnson" of the old "Living Color" series, not saying a word.....not one word.....
-Except to say, as one suspects is said by members of Procrastinator clubs to one another after adjornment,
"Catch you later!"