Monday, October 25, 2004

 
Questionable advice for Jonah G. at Dickinson. The 50s arcana would likely be lost on a generation for which the only "Ethel" is a homonym for a form of alcohol and the only "Julius" is orange.(Hey, this stuff isn't as weird as Al Franken's(hmmm...he may be MOT but the Franks(after whom a certain european nation is named)weren't) assertion that Kerry's orange "tan" was the result of "Mongols raping Jews."):

Below is a paste from the past(early Sept.). Btw., I hope that you are met by a bunch of er, *fawning*(it may have been "Faun" in the old National Lampoon magazine)admirers. And REACTIONRY DIGEST reports that Ms. Rosenberg, an unacknowledged daughter of the smoothie, "Red Julius," faked her own death as part of her entrance into a federal witness protection program. She had not only feared for her life at the hands of the KGB, but had exclaimed, "EEEUUUUUWWWW!!!" when it was suggested that she take the name of "Meeropol." She still lives in fear today, terrified that she will be outed by Lefty bloggers who suspect her of Republican leanings because "she blew up a pottery kiln, but did not fix it."


The Nietzsche(see"Drang nach 'Austen'") thing is stale, if not dead, and I'm almost as unfamiliar with the works of Emily Dickinson as those of Jane Austen, but thanks for the excuse to recycle my "forgery" below. As usual, I immensely enjoy hacking out such drek and "crack myself up." If I annoy others in doing so--- don't color me "compassionate."

Unpublished, As Ever,
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From Dickinson's website, re Nietzsche -Emily/Posts: "Because I would not take his bliss, God 'kindly' gave me syphilis."