Friday, October 15, 2004

 
The Triumph of Potty Talk
Or: Very Muddy Waters
Or: "Boardin'" Norman

Rick Brookhiser is to blame for recovery of a memory(probably from The National Lampoon or Mad Magazine, tho not confirmed by Google)clogging some synapses of a parody of Muddy Waters or someone like him that went something like, "I'm yo diarrhea man."
And let's hope that nasty stuff won't be shoveled by former staffers on the Bush administration in the manner of Reagan's budget director, David Stockman.(nope, didn't read "The Triumph of Politics", ya bloody wonkers)

It's too late for aviator GWB, in the manner of "Iceman" of "Top Gun" upon hearing "Mav" explain that he could see the pilot of a hostile craft even tho he(Tom Cruise)was flying directly above him because he was "inverted," to cough, "Bullshit!" at least once after hearing a Kerry whopper.
And too late for Bush, in the style of Kevin Nealon's "Subliminal Man"(SNL)after saying, "I made some mistakes in the appointments that I made but I don't want to tell anybody who they are -- it might embarrass them," to add, (sotto voce(gwarsh-spelled it rite furst time!)): "Norman Mineta."

Too tired to add to the discussion of issues of sexual predators and false-allegation extortionists in the workplace and the remedies which necessarily must involve some intrusion of the state into bedrooms and boardrooms, and have detumesced on the subject of asexuality, coming up with only a lame, "'Cop a feel'" is not a police sensitivity training program."