Tuesday, November 16, 2004

 
Civilize 'Em With A Bragg?*
Or: I Want A Holiday With The Hun**

I might never have heard of "I vow to thee my country" if it weren't for NRO's hymnimmigrants, and have only the eastgermanisch lyrics from Val Kilmer's "Top Secret" to add:
"All: Hail, hail East Germany / Land of fruit and grape / Land where you'll regret / If you try to escape / No matter if you tunnel under or take a running jump at the wall / Forget it, the guards will kill you, if the electrified fence doesn't first."

*see Krag-and I 'spose someone else has done "Bragging lefts"
**apologies, of course, to Sid and Johnny