Thursday, December 23, 2004

 
Pajamadead Princess Warrior
Or: Scrappling With Failure
Or: Lump and Proletariat
Or: Goo-Goo Dolls Gone
Or: Prissed Off

I am required by SEC regulations to announce the apparent demise of the recently cultured Asimovologous Positronic Goo Brain[a.k.a "The Lump"]. Plans for its use in an Ann Coulter doll, a Daryl Hannah Blade Runner Pleasure Model(outlined in the research proposal, "Thigh Robot" and code-named "Pris"), and a tiny replacement for illegal immigrant employees of prospective Bush cabinet appointees(the "Nannybot" series),have been indefinitely delayed.
A time for the memorial services has not yet been set, but the band, "The Presidents of the United States of America," will sing the eulogy:

"Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh,
totally emotionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
she totally confused all the passing pihranas

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead....."