Monday, January 03, 2005

 
(More arcane Corner Crappe)

Never Mind The[Sandra]Bullocks

(Open letter to KJL. This'll go over even less well than an earlier offer to KJL("Bill Buckley & The Cracks Crew") or her minions to pay 25 *whole dollars*(American!) for confirmation that WFB once said "But how will we know that it's grass?")

"April 1, 2005

William F. Buckley today defended and consoled Dell's out-going CEO, Kevin Rollins, whose 500 million dollar "golden parachute" has sparked several lawsuits and a federal investigation. Mr. Buckley, himself once sanctioned by the SEC, expressed fears that Rollins might be "Malrauxded," as he presented him with a bottle of *Andre* champagne.
"It's not pink," said the retired founder of *National Review*, who added, "You did not come back from Dell with empty hands."


-sorry- getting a cranky over the lack of unconditional love from NRO."