Thursday, January 06, 2005

 
Re U.K. names["Jack" and "Emily" top the list of newborn names]
(The NHS comes to the rescue of someone having a *really bad day*.)

Emily Doesn't Have Jack
Or: No Time for Maternity

Because I would not stop my Jack,
He kindly came in me,
No marriage bed; just in the sack
With Immorality.

He slowly drove, we knew no haste,
The baby could be put away-
No labor for not being chaste,
And Jack is turning gay.


-Emily Dickinmeagh
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