Wednesday, February 16, 2005

 
Diminishing returns, but what the heck....

(Thanx to Jonah of NRO's Corner for straightdope.com/classics/a4_019.html
Btw., the world's largest rodent might not be the capybara, but instead, the legendary Mexican "Chupacabra". -which provides one of the least unflattering explanations for the terror most politicians have when asked about illegal immigration...)

Taking a page from the story of the WWII-era Navajo "code talkers", naval consultant Barbara Billingsley has suggested that when a submarine commander suspects that his transmissions are being monitored, the best response is to "Jive, jive, jive!"
Also, the Secretary of the Navy announced that female sonar operators would be granted leave to terminate pregnancies under the policy of "A Choice Not An Echo".(apologies to Phyllis Schlafly)