Tuesday, June 06, 2006

 
No math, but an er, order of magnitude greater difficulty:

Former Democratic Presidential candidate, renamed "Al Gol", vowed, "I will be as constant as the Northern Star* and will support whomever I choose as my running mate, even if found to have been treated for demonic possession, 666%!"



*sorry about that - an attempt at some Julius Caesar/General Chang**, Arab-named demon/ghoul variable star, George McGovern/Thomas Eagleton/shock treatment humor.

**From Star Trek's "Undiscovered Country"-the general was obviously a minion of the Dark Lord- whose speed is (groan)Warp 666.