Tuesday, August 01, 2006

 
[Intercepted letter to John Derbyshire]


A Benny For Your Thoughts?

Or: Malibu Klaus Barbie*


Your recent stuff got me thinking about my own carefree youth. Neither Mum nor I were tied up with pussy faggot sports like soccer. She stayed in the house -where she belonged -having her bells rung twice(sometimes more)by the postman on the kitchen table.** -Leaving me and my chums at liberty to do the stuff that would land a kid in "treatment" today. We too, had slingshots -And Jews, btw., made great targets. For awhile we were afraid that they would find some frickin' "David" to shoot back at us, but there were about as many Chosen People shepherds with a lot of Shul-free sling time on their hands as there are Hebe Boys In Blue in California today. Anyways, the bestest time we ever had was when we used this yid, "Benjamin" to see if it was true what they said about what you get if you tied one of them down on the railroad tracks so that his head was on one of the rails.
And now if you're ever in LaLa Land, feel free to look me up; we'll have few dozen cold ones and maybe I'll show you our little Skull & Benny Club "secret." Don't be a stranger - This here PATRIOT has just about forgiven you Limeys for all the Christian "colonials" whom you burned alive in their churches.
Well, I gotta go now; it's time for "group" at this "King Drunk" rehab hotel and I need to make nice with some kike counselor.


Newly Jewly Yours,
Mel Gibson


*"Malibu Barbie" was repopularized by a reference made in the Addams Family Values movie.

**And Mum still had time to freshen up and greet Dad at the door with a pitcher of Martinis.