Thursday, August 17, 2006

 
Re George Allen's "Mecaca":

Ramesh, Dinesh, and *"S.R."?!?.....

"The kid has a name," Webb communications director Kristian Denny Todd said of Sidarth, a Virginia native who was born in Fairfax County. "This is trying to demean him, to minimize him as a person."

Uh....OKdokey....fair enough....the first name of the young Sidarth Lord is ...what?..."S.R."? I'll grant that George Allen *is* most likely a complete a**hole, and I don't wish to er caste any aspersions, but say "it" loud -say it proud! Is it, perhaps, "Srinivasa Ramanujan"? That would be an honorable name, to be sure, though the thought occurs that perhaps Georgie Piet Noirsee would be well advised to hire, say, a Pakistani or Tamil Tiger type to, in turn,(what's good for the goosestepper is good for the Gandhiites) shadow SRS -maybe rattle him with, "What's the frequency Srini? 1729*?"
But seriously what chapped my hide, Pardners, was the "We come from a heritage of nationalists.."in the family screed republished on NRO. Sheesh..."nationalists"...probably not as in "My country(USA)right or wrong" nor as in some "America First" the hell with them isolationists. I *am* all for double standards when they suit my purposes and are justifiable. If the young SRS had been, say, a Republican recording every hiccup of a Democrat, he could still be a patriot. (My son XXX informed me today that a friend of his "wore a wire" to a Colleen Rowley** outing) But noooooooooooooo..the guy is working for the functionally treasonous opposition. While my devotion to civil liberties usually forbids advocacy of violent acts against citizens for non-violent conduct , I can't help but wishing that "Sid" is strangled with his own entrails**** and that any bethrothed then honors her heritage ala suttee.

There- that was almost pointless, but I feel *much* better.

Best, Ramanujim XXXXX

*1729 -doubt that any clues are required for this one, though one might recall that DiNiro's character attempts to latch onto a candidate's campaign in the movie "Taxi Driver."
**See "chuztpah" -this shameless, fifth-column Democrat douchenozzel is the sort of P.C. creep who cripples, rather than facilitates, organziations such as the FBI. In a more just universe, she would be cleaning out public lavatories as an "untouchable"***(and we're not talking Elliot Ness)-no that's not right-there's nothing wrong with such an occupation; I'd do it myself for a high enough wage-how about cleaning out crappers without a brush and apprenticed to a "Ken Shabby"?
***I'll assume(yep, will pre-judge, and yep, I might be wrong)that the Sidarthians are more color-conscious than even the wrapped-in-the-Confederate-Flag Allen -accustomed to looking down on those darker than them and quite possibly now those lighter.
****Thanx to the witty, urbane defender of Western Civ, Christopher Hitchens, for that one. Also thanx to HBO for some of the execution scenes in "Elizabeth."