Tuesday, August 15, 2006

 
Re Stuttaford's "Tricky Constituencies Moment"

Or: "Socks"* & Violence
Or: Sharia Baby, don't you go out tonight, go, go, go out tonight

Golden pets and polecats must, as pet cage sweepers, come to dust.

-Deepest sympathies, Derbysquire, on your loss. Maybe you and your little American choir indivisible could sing something by Uriah Heep** in memoriam. I do feel your pain*** because most of the ferrets round here at gran's garrett have suffocated. And begging your pardon, Sport, if it's a bad time to point out that this leaves a bit of spare room in the attic for some young lasses- if you know what I mean - and got any to spare. No Muslims,though, please; I hear those tarts are missin' some parts . The missus here wouldn't mind; she's a little like Goldie Hawn when it comes right down to it- guess you could say I'm, like, her "Kurt Russell Terrier."

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Sorry I Gobbed On Your Inbox, Guv'nor,
Ken Shabby

*, *** Also the name of the cat of the Yank President who attended Oxford.
** I haven't gone through my stack of vinyl in years, but am quite sure I don't have anything myself by that band. But maybe I'll get lucky at the local Goodwill establishment. I've already picked up an HP 3500 Scanjet and a Pioneer PL-300 turntable(both serviceable)for $6.99 and $4.99 respectively. The place comes in handy when you got to make means and ends meet cleaning public lavatories.