Wednesday, September 06, 2006

 
The signs are clear, Grasshopper*, to those who would see that....

Or: Comcasting Out Demons?
Or: The Dhimmi Wore Pre-Prada Pigskin

...you had a Vision Qwest **(or depending upon service, perhaps Time Warner or Cablevision) at your computer -or as is it called at our Mystic Lake Casino, Iron Hertz.
The first messenger was, of course, Quetzalcoatl, the fiery feathered serpent, as he traveled upon what Siggy might have called the Royal Road***to your unconscious, obliterating all traces of the Kingdom of the WASPS by resurfacing the way paved with good(and not-so-good, intentions)intentions en route to the Hell of Hispanic Hegemony.
Philip K. Dick? Not that I've read much of either, but it sounds more like H.P. Lovecraft to me.

Ugh,
Jim "Sentence Running On" XXXXXXX

*I'm not sure what the monks imbibe at Shaolin temples or what David Carradine drinks before his arrests, but yes, you need a drink -for spiritual purposes, of course -and be sure to use both green and white creme de menthe. -or if those liqueurs aren't on hand, consider toasting the ashes of our Grecian fathers with a Brandy Alexander.

**It may help to recall that the wrestling teammate of the character played by Matthew Modine in Vision Quest who claimed to be of American Indian ancestry, wasn't. The Great Spirit does speak to all who will but listen -even if they look like Val Kilmer- who, for that matter, did not look like the part of the half-Injun he played in Thunderbird - I mean, Thunderheart. Then again, as has been recently noted by the half-Semitic serpent(aka the smartest gecko that you know)Steve Sailer, "hybrids" vary considerably in their phenotypic expression. And come to think of it, my nephew, Jake, resembles my brother much more than he does his Kobe-raised mother. And the two kids born to a Jewish friend of my wife's and her Japanese husband, look like, totally, Asian.

***a.k.a "The King's Highway"-assuming that it wasn't one of those toll roads which seem to infest much of the northeast of the U.S. (I've blogged on this before-)Much of the cost in previous millenia, of, say, a silk purse imported from Cathay to Europe, was due to the rent-seeking(or rent-in-the-tent seeking scimitar slashing of caravans in commission of outright robbery)extorting bastards who lined the trade routes, thus consigning most Europeans to handbags fashioned out of sow's ears.